1. Thou shalt have no other rivals above Texas.
2. Thou shalt make no graven image of a coach with a losing Bedlam record.
3. Thou shalt take the name of Les Miles in vain.
4. Remember Thanksgiving weekend games against Nebraska and keep them holy.
5. Honor the mother and father of Tim Lashar.
6. Thou shalt recite the number of outright OSU Big Eight/Big 12 championships.
7. Thou shalt refer to Mike Gundy as Gumby.
8. Thou shalt buy no OSU season tickets just to get into the Bedlam game at Stillwater.
9. Thou shalt call OSU's home city Stoolwater.
10. Thou shalt not covet the pristine facilities at Boone Pickens Stadium.