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Movie review: 'Battleship'

‘Battleship' proves to be a leaky vessel on a mind-numbing voyage.
BY DENNIS KING Published: May 18, 2012

The United States of Hasbro breaks out the big FX guns in a noisy, clunky, vainglorious effort to transform its dated board game “Battleship” into a big, brassy summer blockbuster of the Michael Bay kind.

Bay, who has managed to cobble the giant toy and game manufacturer's Transformers action-figure line into a silly but serviceable summer sci-fi franchise, is not at the helm of this leaky vessel. That distinction goes to director Peter Berg (“Friday Night Lights”), who steers the groaning accumulation of cliches, stereotypes, bombastic action and cardboard characters through a predictable, ear-thumping, mind-numbing voyage.

Taking off from a ponderous screenplay by brothers Erich and Jon Hoeber (“Red”), the story centers on the USS John Paul Jones, a Navy battleship engaged in maneuvers with the Japanese off the coast of Hawaii.

In an overlong setup we're introduced to longhaired bad boy Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch, limping away from “John Carter”), who is steered straight by his spit-and-polished military brother Stone (Alexander Skarsgard) and convinced to join the U.S. Navy.

Leap ahead to the Pacific naval exercise, and Alex is now a slyly insubordinate officer on the USS John Paul Jones, still in trouble with the brass but indispensable when humongous alien spaceships show up and create a force field that traps the Jones and two other ships at sea.

The extraterrestrials (gnarly, bearded beings whose crafts bear a suspicious resemblance to Transformers) decide whether to blow it to smithereens.

But the Navy gets in the first shot and the battle is under way, with intrepid Lt. Alex Hopper taking on a yeoman's share of the fighting.

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PG-132:111 1/2 stars

Starring: Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna. (Intense sequences of violence, action and destruction, and for language.)


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