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Published: September 27, 2012

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The facts that slip from your memory do not really go anywhere. Rather, they embed themselves too deeply to be recalled on command. Your thought process will support your life perfectly.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You want to expand yourself and will be extremely choosy as to how to go about this. Your interest in a person will, by extension, make you interested in whatever that person is interested in.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21): Shortcuts are not inherently lazy. Today they will be an efficient use of time. Ask for the abbreviated directions or the short version of a story. Think about how you might get more bang for your buck.

CANCER (June 22-July 22): You're still trying to get better at a certain task. Your best approach to mastering this will be highly structured and scientific. Focusing smaller is better than mindless repetition of lengthier processes.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your day has a kind of formula to it that you will deliberately complicate to keep yourself from the old ennui. Your creative complications will bring the intended thrills.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You take your work very seriously and strive to perform at the highest level. That doesn't mean you always have to do it with a straight face. Said “highest level” is often marked by humor and ease.

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