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Yesterday, I saw this post on Twitter – only because someone I follow re-tweeted it:

OK, the newborn next door and my dead grandfather have finally released their Apple Tablet Speculation articles. Phew, that’s everyone ever.

This post came from Jason Santa Maria from Brooklyn, N.Y. It was one of many clever posts on Twitter about the impending announcement today at noon. We can expect today’s announcement about the tablet (or whatever it is) to be as exciting as the one more than 25 years ago.

We’ve come a long way.

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