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Creepiness. An employee of the state medcical exmianer’s office is tasked with identifying 92 sets of human remains other investigators haven’t been able to identify. That is not the job for me.

Elections. Absentee voters get an early start. The sooner we can end this election, the better.

Politics. Pundits pick Democrat Drew Edmondon and Republican Mary Fallin to come out on top in the gubernatorial primaries. I am picked as the dark horse.

Education. Finalists are picked for state Teacher of the Year. I am picked as the dark horse of that, too.

Religion. The Jewish Federation sponsors Camp Chaverim for children of all faiths. L’Chaim!

Entertainment. Rock-N-America continues to rock America. Sales of denim vests and face paint skyrocket.

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