News of the day – it is NOT monkey business – it’s ape business
Shenanigans. A chimpanzee at the Oklahoma City Zoo slips out of his enclosure and hides out in a dry, cement moat surrounding his habitat. A great escape from the Great EscApe exhibit? Hardly.
Politics. The Oklahoma City Council is expected to vote on whether to allow a Grand Prix race in the city. Supporters arrive in sports cars. The opposition arrives by minivan.
Religion. A Satanic church plans an event at the Civic Center Music Hall in October. A Santa-ic church plans to have an event there in December.
Crime. The police chief of Chelsea is fired after being charged with 12 counts of drug fraud. He was, however, hired by a drug fraud company.
Health. It’s time for flu shots. Let the panic begin.
Phones. A study shows that Oklahomans average 600 text messages or more per month. OMG!
Sports. Kevin Durant shines in international basketball play. No one is surprised.
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