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Just read the first paragraph of this story from the Associated Press:

MARLOW — A man who was wearing an ankle monitor as a condition of his release on bond on a grand larceny charge has been arrested after the monitor placed him at the scene of the theft of oilfield equipment.

This is fantastic. How do you forget you’re wearing a a giant ankle monitor? I’m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan doesn’t forget about hers. (She probably just chooses to misbehave with it anyway.) But with such fabulous fashion accessory, committing a brand new crime is wo