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International. The regime of Moammar Gadhafi begins to fall. Gadhafi responds: “Is not!”

Crime. Two sisters who wrestle at Oklahoma City University tackle and hold a driver trying to flea the scene of a hit-and-run. The lesson here is that you do not mess with the Delgado sisters. Ever.

Sports. Thunder superstar Kevin Durant is reportedly about to sign a deal to star in a major Hollywood film. Please, KD, tell us Bugs Bunny won’t be involved.

Animals. The Oklahoma City Zoo nurses a malnourished chimp back from the brink of death, and the zoo vet says Siri the chimp will live a normal life, even though she’s small. Body size: extra-small. Cuteness size: extra-large.

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