You want pizza, TV and basketball with that vasectomy? Published: March 22, 2013

From Chicago's Daily Herald: Capitalizing on the annual "March Madness" NCAA basketball tournament that dominates the TV airwaves starting today, Urology Ltd. of Elgin's new promotion "celebrates the big tournament with the 3-Point Shot" plan:

1) 1 vasectomy.

2) 1 free pizza from Nick's Pizza & Pub.

3) 1 weekend with a free pass from your wife to watch college hoops.

"Do you want pizza with that?" apparently is a question a guy wants to hear from his surgeon.

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