Be Afraid of Eddie Murphy’s Head

Because Eddie Murphy won’t talk to print journalists, this is probably what I’m going to get stuck with:

That’s right, Murphy’s giant melon will be carted coast to coast as part of the promotion for his latest comedy, “Meet Dave,” which opens July 11. It left Los Angeles on June 13 and is making its way across the U.S., devouring everything in its path. It will spend three days in Times Square, probably looking to slurp from the Nissin Cup ‘O Noodles display, only to learn it was taken down two years ago.

Visitors are invited to take photos of themselves peering out of Murphy’s ear and upload it to the movie’s Web site, with the possiblity that their photo will make it into a mosaic version of the poster that will hit theaters before opening weekend.

I will, of course, keep you posted if Murphy’s giant cranium makes it to Oklahoma City. If I’m not available, the Emergency Broadcast System will let you know.