Landry Jones: Mustached American of the Year?
Landry Jones’ famous mustache has reached celebrity status. But the fame of his Chevron ‘stache could rise to even greater heights.
In response to my story Tuesday about Landry’s ‘stache, the American Mustache Institute is giving serious candidacy to Landry for the Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year honor (a real award).
Writes the Institute: “He might not be a Heisman candidate, but certainly should garner consideration” for the Goulet.
“Indeed, Jones wears his mouth brow with power and wisdom, and as he progresses through the season and capably fills in for Bradford — who suffers from Bare Upper Lip Disorder (BULD) — we know that he will not only yet again prove that there is no greater performance enhancer than the mustache, but he will represent people of Mustached American descent with a strong resolve, great athleticism, quick thinking, and of course, good looks.”
-JT
