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Tim Tebow’s a hero

Jake Trotter Modified: April 18, 2013 at 4:53 pm •  Published: December 26, 2008

A funny song is circulating on the Internet called, “Tim Tebow’s a Hero.”

Here’s a link to the song. Below that, are the lyrics.

Tebow’s a Hero

Tim Tebow is a hero from way way far away,
He’s got awesome superpowers when he takes the field to play,
They have known that he was special ever since his day of birth,
No, he’s nothing like the rest of the guys on the earth,

He ought to win another Heisman just like Archie Griffin,
And someday he’ll have a wife just as hot as Lane Kiffin,
Half man, half machine like the first Terminator,
Half quarterback, fullback, and whole Florida Gator,
If he goes to the pros then he might end up crying,
Cause he’ll probably be known as the next Detroit Lion,
The chance of him failing is way less than zero,
Cause he’s not from this planet, Tim Tebow’s a hero,

He could be like Big Ben, yeah, he sure has a shot,
And the worse case would be he’s the next Mike Alstott,
He could stay down in Florida where it’s so nice and sunny,
Or he could go to the pros for a boatload of money,

He ought to win another Heisman just like Archie Griffin,
And someday he’ll have a wife just as hot as Lane Kiffin,
Half man, half machine like the first Terminator,
Half quarterback, fullback, and whole Florida Gator,
If he goes to the pros then he might end up crying,
Cause he’ll probably be known as the next Detroit Lion,
The chance of him failing is way less than zero,
Cause he’s not from this planet, Tim Tebow’s a hero …

By Jake Trotter

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