A Taco-Controlled World Nears Completion

My good friend and colleague McSquack spends his days at the Dallas Morning News building databases and treating the net the way Corky Carroll used to treat waves off the coast of Mexico. Usually his netly pursuits results in links to the embarrassing tweets of others, Green Lantern trivia or Kenny Powers videos.

But today, he sent me a link that might turn me into a superhero. That’s because many years ago when I use to kill time as a sports form-charter playing an extremely dodgy-looking computer game based on “Jeopardy” my contestant name was always Tacoman. And according to the link from McSquack, the Tacocopter has been born.

This robotic taco peddler  can take orders from a smartphone, pinpoint your location and deliver tacos to your footsteps — as long as you don’t move. Dancing is optional.