Scarlett Johansson is selling her snot on Ebay
Posted December 18, 2008 by Tim Henley
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She is putting her snot up for bid on Ebay. When she appeared on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno, she was suffering from a cold, and she blew her nose on a tissue.
Well now, she announced that she is selling that piece of tissue on Ebay, and the proceeds will go toward the USA Harvest charity organization.
I don’t care how famous you are, buying someone else’s snot and boogers is disgusting. The bid is currently at $2,125, but the good news is that the shipping and handling are free.
For those of you who are crazy enough to bid on this tissue on Ebay, click here to enter your bid. The auction ends Dec. 22.
Tim Henley
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