Tiger Woods should cheat upward


Posted December 4, 2009 by Tim Henley Comment on this article Leave a comment
(AP Photo/Kathy Willens)
(AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

Tiger Woods is weathering a storm of negative publicity regarding his alleged affairs.  Like most people, I believe having an affair is wrong, and I would never condone that type of behavior. 

But if a celebrity is going to cheat, it’s probably better to cheat upward instead of downward. 

You should never cheat downward with a regular person or a  reality show contestant.  Reality stars are the type of people who want to become famous and get rich quick. 

That’s why waitress and reality show contestant Jaimee Grubbs is on a media tour right now discussing her alleged affair with Woods and releasing the text messages and voices messages Woods sent her.   Woods appeared on the VH1 reality show “Tool Academy.”

She wants to gain exposure for being a home wrecker, and she will probably receive a large sum of money. 

Next time, Woods should try to cheat upward with an A-List celebrity like Beyonce, Halle Berry, Rebecca Romijn, or Fergie, just to name a few.  Those women have their own money and they’re already famous, so they will be able to keep quiet if they have an affair.

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