A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

JACKIE EARLE HALEY as Freddy Krueger in New Line Cinema’s horror film “A Nightmare On Elm Street,” a Warner Bros. Pictures release. PHOTOGRAPHS TO BE USED SOLELY FOR ADVERTISING, PROMOTION, PUBLICITY OR REVIEWS OF THIS SPECIFIC MOTION PICTURE AND TO REMAIN THE PROPERTY OF THE STUDIO. NOT FOR SALE OR REDISTRIBUTION.

When I first heard there was a remake in the works for “A Nightmare on Elm Street,” I was happier than a termite in a furniture factory. Yes, that’s a lame analogy, but I think you get what I’m trying to say.

The new “A Nightmare on Elm Street” film will be in theaters April 30, and I will be the first person in line during opening night.

Jackie Earle Haley will portray Freddy Krueger instead of actor Robert Englund.

I know you’re rolling your eyes and wondering how many Freddy Krueger movies can they make?

I wondered that too. I figured the franchise would be over because it seems like they’ve already made 100 Krueger films.

I’ve seen all the knock offs of “Night of the Living Dead,” and I’m probably the only person on the planet who watched “Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood” and liked every second of it.