MST3K Quote of the Day

In honor of the cult TV show’s 20th anniversary, it’s “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ Week here at the blog. Here’s your giggle-inducing, bad movie-related quotes of the day:

[Dave, one of the movie's characters, is fiddling with the radio as Donna watches.]
Dave: Will you go out and ask Steve to come in here a minute?
Tom Servo [as Donna]: Okay. STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
Mike [as Dave]: I could have done that…

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[Dave hears something.]
Dave: Steve?
Mike: Not everyone is Steve!

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[Steve, Julie, and Dr. Wyman are examining Johnny's body. Donna enters.]
Donna: Steve.
Mike [as Julie]: Yes?
Tom Servo [as Dr. Wyman]: Yes?
Crow [as Steve]: Yes?

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[After Dave is attacked, the rest of the scientists rush to the scene.]
Tom Servo: And the Steves are there!
Crow: Steve One, you go that way. Steve Two, come with me!

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Crow: Hard to trust somebody not named Steve.

- From “Night of the Blood Beast,” a movie clearly obsessed with the name “Steve.”

-BAM