In honor of the cult TV show’s 20th anniversary, it’s “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ Week here at the blog. Here’s your giggle-inducing, bad movie-related quotes of the day:
Crow T. Robot: Yes?
Gypsy: I don’t get you!
Crow T. Robot: Oh.
Gypsy: Are you mad?
Crow T. Robot: [gruffly] NO!
Crow T. Robot: No.
Gypsy: Good. Because I want to like you, but I just don’t understand where you’re coming from.
Crow T. Robot: Sure… Uh… What’s not to get, though Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.
Gypsy: Ohh. Oh. I know. It’s just that, well, you know, I don’t really get you.
Crow T. Robot: Well, okay… Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I’m a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT what’s confusing you?
Gypsy: Uhh… No.
Crow T. Robot: Is it that I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems?
Gypsy: Uhh… I guess that’s a start…
Crow T. Robot: Well… I’ve undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?
Gypsy: Nooo… If that helps you, its good, but…
Crow T. Robot: Gypsy! I don’t know what… Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches?
Gypsy: Yeah! Well maybe its that kind of thing…
Crow T. Robot: Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don’t know what I mean most of the time?
Gypsy: Uh, that’s perhaps a small piece of the puzzle… but…
Crow T. Robot: Gypsy… Is it an odor?
Gypsy: No. Well… No. Well… maybe it’s TOM I don’t get!
Crow T. Robot: [losing it] Ohhhh brother! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint!
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
- From “Monster A Go-Go”