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MST3K Quote of the Day

by Brandy McDonnell Published: November 2, 2008
 

In honor of the cult TV show’s 20th anniversary, we’ve been celebrating “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ Week here at the blog since Monday. Here’s your giggle-inducing, bad movie-related quote of the day, the final of our MST3K festivities:

Dr. Forrester: Ah, Joel. A hearty hello to you and yours. Let me say this about today’s invention exchange; let them eat chocolate.
TV’s Frank [dressed as an executioner] : That’s right Joel. Our invention this week is based on one’s natural inclination to bite the heads off of chocolate bunnies.
Dr. Forrester: That’s right Frank.
[steps aside to reveal guillotine]
Dr. Forrester: That’s why we’ve invented the chocolate bunny guillotine. Eliminate the guess work in biting the heads off bunnies. Ready Mr. Executioner?
TV’s Frank: Yes my liege.
Dr. Forrester: [producing a scroll] You have stolen painted eggs in a time of famine. Off with their head Frank.
[Frank cuts the string]
Dr. Forrester: And no chocolate mess. Well poopsies?
Tom Servo: [crying] What about the pardon from Fanny Farmer?
Crow T. Robot: His only crime was being born delicious!

- From “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

-BAM

by Brandy McDonnell
Entertainment Reporter
Brandy McDonnell, also known by her initials BAM, writes stories and reviews on movies, music, the arts and other aspects of entertainment. She is NewsOK’s top blogger: Her 4-year-old entertainment news blog, BAM’s Blog, has notched more than 1...
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