Michael Scott wishes to resign as The Office boss
This weekend, Steve Carell reaffirmed his desire to fulfill his NBC contract for one final season as his best-loved character, The Office‘s semi-lovable idiot boss, Michael Scott.
In memoriam, I’ve compiled my five personal favorite Michael Scott lines from the show’s hilarious six-year run.
“Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.” — Season 1, “Diversity Day”
“I…declare…BANKRUPTCY!!!” — Season 4, “Money”
“I lost Ed Truck… and it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears… and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer… and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone… and I’m crying, and nobody can hear me, because I’m terribly, terribly… terribly alone.” –Season 3, “Grief Counseling”
Next Story