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Berry Tramel: KD on the court, Count Durantula on the screen

Durant on the big screen? Intriguing, but who would be play?
by Berry Tramel Published: August 22, 2011
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Mike Warren never played in the NBA, but he started at UCLA with Jabbar and starred in “Hill Street Blues,” the best cop show ever on television. If our man Durant can act anything close to Mike Warren, he's gold.

Mostly, when you ask basketball players to carry a movie, you get what you would get by asking actors to carry a basketball game. Shaq and Penny Hardaway starred in “Blue Chips,” which was mostly forgettable.

So what to do with Durant?

I assume he'll be a basketball player. Seems a little thin for NFL quarterback, a little tall for Kentucky Derby jockey.

Comedy or drama? I'd go drama. KD seems more sensitive than slapstick.

Love story or crime story? Crime, crime, crime. Kevin, trust me on this one. You don't want your teammates critiquing your romantic skills. Never again will the locker room be the same.

Protagonist or bad guy? The villain steals most shows – every Joker in every Batman movie; John Malkovich, Anthony Hopkins, the list is long – but I think we can all agree that this isn't about Durant's acting. It's about his image. Gotta play the good guy.

Reality or science fiction? It's not realistic for one of the world's greatest hoopsters to be one of the world's greatest actors, so just suspend belief. Go sci-fi.

Something off the Durantula theme would be cool. A basketball player who also is a Superhero. Part Spiderman, part Mr. Incredible, part anything you want him to be. Torn between two devotions: 1) truth, justice and the American way, and 2) leading his ballteam, preferably based in the good ol' OKC, to the championship.

Some arch-villain threatens society during the playoff stretch run. Oh the tangled web. Fans would flock to the theaters in Oklahoma. In Beijing, too.

Berry Tramel: Berry can be reached at (405) 760-8080 or at btramel@opubco.com. He can be heard Monday through Friday from 4:40-5:20 p.m. on The Sports Animal radio network, including AM-640 and FM-98.1. You can also view his personality page at newsok.com/berrytramel.

by Berry Tramel
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Berry Tramel, a lifelong Oklahoman, sports fan and newspaper reader, joined The Oklahoman in 1991 and has served as beat writer, assistant sports editor, sports editor and columnist. Tramel grew up reading four daily newspapers — The Oklahoman,...
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