Buck reckons the day will arrive when the proper dictionaries will ratify the common misuse of “lay” as an intransitive verb, and we can all say “I’m gonna lay down for a nap” in good conscience. But at present, usage authorities are still holding out for “I’m going to lie down.” They will also insist that you set the food on the table but sit while you’re eating it. Buck would rather see English teachers teach their pupils the difference and correct them when they’re wrong.
“Uncle Hadacol likes to lay down in the hay,” said Ms. Clarisse van Beauregard.
“That’s a lie,” said Miss Lulabelle. “He likes to lie in the hay, but he always says ‘lay’ in the presence of his peers.”
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