The contract with Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is good for 10 years. Honestly, my older dog probably won't live that long, so I think I'd negotiate a deal. How about five years for $67.50? Or seven years for $94.50? Or, because I'll apparently only need this insurance temporarily, what about $1 for the rest of the week?
Business for Centre and his colleagues usually spikes in the months leading up to the predicted apocalypse. This time hasn't been as busy, he said. Camping predicts the world will be destroyed immediately after the rapture. Oklahoma is one of the hottest states right now, he said.
As an atheist, Centre doesn't believe in Judgment Day or anything like it. So he doesn't expect he'll have to make good on his contracts Saturday. He and his wife plan to have a regular day, along with their two dogs.
“They're atheist,” he said. “None of us are going anywhere.”
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