Some days I wonder what on earth is going on. I look around and wonder if everyone has gone mad.
This week, I'm pretty sure Oklahoma has gone mad.
Monday â€” when a 30-acre fire burned near downtown â€” was the calmest day.
On Tuesday, a woman named Tammy Banovac went through the security line at Will Rogers World Airport in only her bra and panties to avoid the humiliation of a pat down, which would have totally violated her privacy. And, because that isn't enough, it turns out her resume includes a revoked dental license and a spread in Playboy Magazine.
That same day, police arrested a Bethany couple after discovering bestiality videos and other horrors at their home.
The next day, an affair between a state senator and a lobbyist puts into question a $10-
Then, a man convicted of murdering a sheriff nine years ago is moved to lockdown after prison officials discover he's been using a contraband cell phone to access Facebook.
Who wants to post pictures of themselves in prison? The caption was probably: N JAIL. LOL.
This is the kind of week where exciting feats don't really get a lot of attention. The Thunder beat the New Jersey Nets without Kevin Durant in triple overtime.
It was so intense that even KD couldn't watch Jeff Green shoot those three free throws. But that game â€” one of the most exciting ever â€” wasn't as big of a deal because everyone was too busy talking about the nearly-
And then a tiny, partially blind horse went missing. Tiny horse. Partially blind. Missing.
Officials worry Short Stuff might have even been stolen from his horse rescue in Jones. Even teeny, tiny adorable horses aren't safe this week. But don't worry. Short Stuff was found.
Then things got weird. Mary Fallin hung out with President Barak Obama on Thursday and agreed with him about some things. Sen. Tom Coburn proposed a plan to cut the deficit while looking like Col. Sanders. And it was 70 degrees outside.
But the week isn't over. I'm expecting more calamity before today is through. I'm talking stampeding llamas, naked ladies at bus stops and arsonists on Twitter. Who knows what miniature animals will vanish by the end of the day?
I'm ready for Sunday. This week is too much for me to handle.