Celebrity status and how I will get there
Being famous sounds great. Famousness gets you excellent seats at sporting events, preferred parking everywhere and cash from people who want you to use their safety razors, pickups and boxer briefs.
That's why I've decided to become a big celebrity.
So, how do I achieve celebrity status? There are the usual routes: 1. Be a talented singer, actor, artist or athlete; 2. Be gorgeous; 3. Be a gorgeous singer, ac...
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