Column: Poor Yaya Toure, the wrong kind of blue

Published on NewsOK Modified: May 21, 2014 at 2:26 pm •  Published: May 21, 2014
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Yaya Toure, you prankster.

It is just a cheeky joke, right? Surely you and your agent are simply pulling our legs, making pre-World Cup mischief, with all his silly talk of you feeling unloved and blue?

Not Manchester City blue. Not even the most naive fan will be buying that threadbare line for much longer. Because the more Dimitry Seluk speaks, the more he makes his player look a fool and a vulture whose respect for the club that pays his handsome wage only stretches so far. Say it ain't so, Yaya.

"Upset" is the word Seluk used this week to describe the mindset of the best midfielder in the Premier League.

But what has Toure got to be blue about?

In a word, nothing.

He surely can't feel that he's had a poor season. With 20 goals in the Premier League, Toure was magnificent, at times unstoppable with his rare combination of Fred Astaire feet, a wrestler's strength and sprinter's speed all packed into an imposing 6-foot-2 frame.

His strike against Aston Villa on May 7 was truly a thing of wonder. In the 93rd minute, when players without his power and stamina are on their last legs, Toure careened bull-like across half the pitch, with four Villa hangers-on in his wake, to score one of the best goals anywhere in Europe. So nothing to make him miserable there.

Neither can Toure be feeling sad about winning the Premier League again with City, for the second time in just three years. Winning trophies, making history, turning City into the new force of English football. Isn't that the sort of glory young boys with heads full of football dream of when they look up at posters of Toure on their bedroom walls?

Well, that and Toure's money, of course. Leaving Barcelona in 2010 to play for Abu Dhabi owners willing to pay whatever it takes to make City the next master of the universe was the smart business move. Forbes magazine ranks Toure among the world's 100 best-paid athletes, with his current four-year deal worth up to $20 million annually in salary and performance bonuses. In short, a bulging wallet is no reason for Toure to feel sorry for himself, either.

And yet, on British radio and television, Seluk has been spouting all sorts of nonsense.

Stuff about how City supposedly neglected to congratulate Toure and no one from the club shook his hand when he turned 31 last week.

"Yaya (is) upset about this. This is not normal," Seluk told TV broadcaster Sky.

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