Desperate for a main squeeze? Buy a fake girlfriend

KIM HONE-MCMAHON
McClatchy Tribune News Service
Modified: May 1, 2013 at 5:56 pm •  Published: May 1, 2013
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photo - At Fake Internet Girlfriend ((www.fakeinternetgirlfriend.com) you can buy a phony main squeeze. In return, you will have a gal, whom you will never meet, but who will communicate with you on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter.
At Fake Internet Girlfriend ((www.fakeinternetgirlfriend.com) you can buy a phony main squeeze. In return, you will have a gal, whom you will never meet, but who will communicate with you on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter.

Mom wonders what’s wrong with her precious little boy. You’re past marrying age and she wants grandkids, darn it.

And then there are your buddies who flash pictures of their fairy-tale weddings and their shiny-faced, tow-headed kids.

But neither of those comes close to the abuse by your annoying ex, who maintains the only way you’ll find another girlfriend is to pay someone.

What a novel idea. If it were only as easy as throwing cash around to get your mom, your ex and those nosy so-and-sos off your back.

Well, now it is. At Fake Internet Girlfriend ((www.fakeinternetgirlfriend.com) you can buy a phony main squeeze. In return, you will have a gal, whom you will never meet, but who will communicate with you on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter.

The company charges $250 a month, with a three-month minimum, for the basic package. That includes a phony girlfriend opening a Facebook account so she can publicly communicate with you, making up to two public phone calls (such as leaving a message with your administrative assistant to return her call) or leaving voice mails for others to overhear.

The package, according to the website, also promises to deliver up to 10 friendly (nothing sex-related) text messages a month. Pay more, and your fake girlfriend will even participate with you in online games such as “World of Warcraft.”

“Sometimes people need to rent a fake girlfriend for their job,” reads the company’s website. “Some employers are biased toward single folks. Often times employers give preference to people in more serious relationships so it can benefit a person to have a fake online girlfriend they can say they are in a long-distance relationship with.

“Sometimes people hire a fake Internet girlfriend to make an ex-girlfriend jealous. In fact, we get a lot of clients for this reason.

“Sometimes people don’t want to hear it from their family, they want to avoid the drama altogether of the never-ending questions about dating so they simply employ a fake Internet girlfriend so their family will stop hounding them about finding the right girl.

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