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Elect Ladies: Why Moms are not up for re-election

What would your home be like if your job as mom were up for re-election?
Margaret Anderson, Deseret News Modified: January 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm •  Published: May 9, 2014

I'm relieved my job as a mother is not up for re-election.

Finicky voters don't re-elect people who say "no." (Can I eat this entire batch of cookie dough? Pleeeease?) They don't re-elect people 10 minutes late to pick them up. And they certainly don't re-elect people who continue to insist that a piece of fresh fruit is a sumptuous dessert. (Apple slices, Mom? Seriously?)

I know I'd be lying if I declared the words, "Read my lips, no new chores!" and what’s more, so would they. I've been known to deliver a convincing speech or two, but it’s usually lumbering around my kitchen making the same kind of hand gestures you see slick politicians use for the camera, except I'm wearing oven mitts.

And my go-to stump speeches aren't met with rolling thunderous applause. More like rolling eyeballs.

If I were up for re-election, would my children divide into polarized parties: one side advocating limited parental involvement and power, and the other side promoting the expansion of my role to include everything from doing their science projects for them to shelling out hefty weekly allowances regardless of chores completed?

When it comes to their college funds, would there be heated exchanges around the dinner table with my grade-schoolers spouting out phrases like “incentive programs,” “subsidies,” and “entitlement reform?”

Would I have to cave on our ongoing bedtime debate in order to get my bill for non-stop 30-minute piano practice sessions pushed through the house?

Would I eventually resort to secret rendezvous at the McDonald’s on the outskirts of town in order to cobble together shady deals over Happy Meals?

Would I have to finagle endorsements from "cool" parents and promise them something like free babysitting in return? Would I owe so many favors to those cooler moms and dads that my own position as mother would be compromised?

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