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Published: July 28, 2008
Hairy truth won't set faulty follicles free
When I reach the Pearly Gates and I am allowed to ask one question, I already know what it's going to be: Why, Oh Lord, did you give me my dad's hair?
This may seem to you like a ridiculously shallow question to be asking at such a moment, but that's because you have not had to spend more than four decades attached to a stringy substance that has resisted my attempts to mold it into something attractive. You, my friend...
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