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Melba's Swap Shop for March 6, 2013
Modified: March 5, 2013 at 5:04 pm •  Published: March 6, 2013

1 box (3 3/4 ounces) vanilla pudding mix

1 pint fresh strawberries, sliced

1 banana, sliced

• Cut peach and pear slices in half. Mix in large bowl with drained pineapple. Pour pudding mix over and stir gently. If needed, add as much of the reserved peach juice as needed. Cover and refrigerate overnight.

• Before serving, clean and slice strawberries and stir into fruit mixture. Add sliced banana, stirring gently. Serves 8 to 10.

SANDY KILLIAN, Oklahoma City

DEAR MELBA: Sometime ago, there was a recipe in The Oklahoman that I believe was a contest winner. It was a chicken recipe featuring sauteed Portobello mushrooms, green peppers, onions, etc. Hopefully, someone can find the recipe for me.

NANCY BURCH, Oklahoma City

DEAR MELBA: I call these my “chuckles.” Hope you enjoy them.

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “do you have any experience picking lemons?” “Well ... as a matter of fact, Yes!” she replied. “I've been divorced three times.”

A policeman stops a speeding car and tells the woman driver: When I saw you driving down the road, I thought to myself, “sixty-five at least.” The woman replied, “I don't think that is quite fair. I think this hat makes me look older.”

A woman walks into a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before. “What seems to be the problem, madam?” She replied, “I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not seeing things my way.”

If we're not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

CAROL JACKSON, North Carolina

DEAR MELBA: Here's one of my favorite quotes: Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on.

CAROL FORD, Midwest City

DEAR READERS: Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday. Don't forget to set your clocks forward.


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