RAY: So it's reasonable for you to take your car back to your mechanic and ask him to do it again. Tell him that someone forgot to center the steering wheel before doing the alignment, and now it's crooked. Tell him that the angle of the steering wheel has become an unhealthy obsession for you.
TOM: Yeah. Tell him you haven't eaten or bathed in three weeks. All you do is lie awake thinking about this cosmic mismatch.
RAY: Hopefully, you'll frighten him just enough so that he'll quickly get your steering wheel pointed in the right direction. But not so much that he'll call the EMTs and have you carted off. Good luck, David.
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