Less than a week ago news broke that supermodel extraordinaire Kate Upton and former Sooners standout/current Clippers jumpman Blake Griffin might be an item. The response from guys everywhere was basically this:
The response from women everywhere was basically this:
And that’s because Upton is a good-looking gal who seems to have a fun personality. And Griffin does awesome things like slam dunk over Kias.
One thing on everyone’s mind was: What would their kids look like?!
So let’s pretend this does happen. I imagine it would go down a little something like this.
"Griff here. Uh huh. Wait. What?! Yo, baby baby baby, I have to let this sink in. Let me call you back after I dunk 54 times on these fools."
"Ah, man. What am I going to do?! I'm too young to be a father! And I hate Clifford the Big Red Dog!"
"Woah, hold up, Griff. Calm down some. Don't freak out."
"What am I buggin' for? I make MILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR. I got this!"
"I'M GONNA BE A DAD! AND KATE UPTON IS THE MOTHER! You jelly, Internet?"
Nine months pass and baby Griffton (or Blakate, or Upffin) is born. Here’s what a Team Upffin starting five (plus a benchwarmer!) might look like: