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Remote patrol: ESPN analysts heap praise on Dirk Nowitzki

by Mel Bracht Published: May 18, 2011

Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki's 48-point effort Tuesday night left ESPN's analysts searching for adjectives to capture the amazing performance.

Game analyst Mark Jackson: “Dirk Nowitzki, you're the greatest shooting 7-footer of all time putting on a clinic.”

Game analyst Jeff Van Gundy: “If I'm Serge Ibaka, I'm naming my first born Dirk. This has been unbelievable … There should be a national holiday in Germany.”

Studio analyst Michael Wilbon: “If I say Larry Bird, is anybody offended? It was just that Bird-like.”

Studio analyst Magic Johnson, who competed against Bird: “He's shooting off one leg, off two legs, he might have had three legs as well as he was playing.”

The Thunder tried Serge Ibaka and a variety of defenders on Nowitzki to no avail.

Studio analyst Jon Barry: “Tonight he was an equal opportunity employer. Anybody they put on him, he just abused them.”

Even Thunder TV announcer Brian Davis got in on the act on the Fox Sports Oklahoma postgame show: “You could have put Andre the Giant on him tonight and he still would have gotten 48 points.”

Van Gundy had suggested that the Thunder put Thabo Sefolosha on him, which they did briefly.

“I always felt that the quicker, rangier players had the best chance (against him),” he said.

The Thunder also didn't have an answer for speedy guard J.J. Barea, who had 21 points in 16 minutes and made Nate Robinson look bad when he looked away for an instant.

“He's been putting on an absolute pick-and-roll clinic,” Van Gundy said. “He's going to town.”

Thunder guard Russell Westbrook's dismal 3-of-15 shooting performance drew a lot criticism — even from the ESPN studio crew, which had made a pact not to criticize him after his triple-double performance Sunday against the Memphis Grizzlies. “The pact was over at halftime,” Wilbon said.

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by Mel Bracht
Copy Editor, Sports Media
Mel Bracht is a copy editor on the presentation desk and also covers sports media. A 1978 graduate of Indiana University, Bracht has been a print journalist for 34 years. He started his career as sports editor of the Rensselaer (Ind.) Republican...
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