Hi Floyd, glad you've got a good sense of humor.... there are a lot of people on here who take things way to seriously.

OH OH, It left off the last part. it ends ArticleID=72

David, Thanks for letting me know. Where can we meet to take up where we left off? Anyhow, I've been waiting for you to write again. A man in Texas ran a red light and hit 4 women in an Impala. You can listen to a witness telling about the women beating the guy @ http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/FunFiles/FunFilesDetails.asp?ArticleID=72

I have the worst date story.....Years ago, being a typical 70's lounge lizard, I met this nice looking woman in a OKC club and put "the move" on her. After lots of drinks and lots of kissing, she got around to asking what I did for a living. Wanting to keep that a secret [as I wasn't planing on seeing her again, and didn't want her to be able to track me down- Hey, I said I was a lizard], I told her I was in the dairy cow business. She got really excited and said her ex was in the dairy business too.... that's when I found out that [by proxy] I'd been kissing ole Floyd all night! I still have nightmares. In my dreams, when it gets to the part where she tells me who her ex was, she starts laughing at me hysterically and her wig falls off... and then she morphs into Gabe Kaplan from "Welcome Back Kotter" with about a two day growth of beard, and she has a big chaw of tobacco in her mouth. Man-o-man, I can still taste those kisses...Excuse me while I go gargle with gasoline! :>)))

LOL Floyd! Deann: I'm not sure if I know him or not, but I understand protecting the innocent. :)

Raven, you'll have to call me so I can tell you. You probably know my ex, he still lives outside your old hometown.

I had a blind date with one of Jane Jayroe's runner-ups for Miss Oklahoma. I figured she would really be beautiful. Before I met her she had somehow been led to believe I was a millionaire and wanted me to buy her a Lexus 400 SC, a newspaper for her to run, a service station for one of her sons and a restaurant for another. She had a Doctorate in journalism and degrees in 3 other fields, still taking courses, and working for minimum wage. As soon as I saw her I wished I hadn't agreed to the date. She kept calling until I had to be frank with her and tell her I just didn't have any feelings for her.

Come on Deann it sounds interesting!!

I'll refrain from telling my favorite blind-date story for the protection of the innocent (my children). The blind date that embarrased me and totally un-impressed me; is their dad and my ex!

['ll keep quiet since most people don't care about history from the Dark Ages.

The dating game: Sometimes bad experiences offer good lessons...Just say NO to the Internet. Lesson learned!

I was 16, he told me he was 18. He was 28. Ha! I was an idiot.

I once took a girl on a date and tried to win her over with a series of well prepared jokes I had culled from various sources. A few days later, she wrote me a letter telling my why each one of my jokes was offensive to her.

No dates at all this past year, but that's not a bad thing. No date is better than a bad date! We are talking the date that grows on a tree, right?