By the time you read this, I'll be in Las Vegas.
Lest any would-be burglars see this and get bright ideas, let me caution you that my house won't be empty. We have housesitters, burglar alarms on the doors and windows, noisy dogs and attentive neighbors, including a retired couple who are home all day. They're mean and heavily armed. I think their last name is Rambo.
Bear in mind, too,...
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