Can’t somebody in the room just tell them to stop?
Seriously, Billy – we all understand that you have school pride. Trust us, you could dress up like one of the Schooner ponies and be less obvious.
But do you really have to take away from Sam’s big night by acting like the ex-boyfriend at a classy wedding?
Mr. Monday hereby deputizes Steve Owens to take whatever steps are needed to keep Billy quiet during the next Sooner-involved Heisman ceremony.
Stand next to him and give him a pinch. Or a Taser shot.
Or just leave him out in the cab and tell him you’ll come back later.
Boy, will he be surprised.