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For those of you who haven’t come up with a Halloween costume yet, here are some suggestions:

The Devon Energy tower. Dress in all silver and walk on stilts. Put everyone to shame with your impressive height. Occasionally announce, "I can see Texas from here!”

Brent Rinehart, Oklahoma County commissioner. Wear a suit and hand out offensive comic books.

T. Boone Pickens, oil tycoon and energy investor. Carry a pinwheel. Remind people who make fun of your wind power that you’re pretty good at gauging energy trends.

The new Oklahoma license plate. Wear clothes typical of your style but with an updated, clean and stylish look. Don’t be surprised when everyone hates you. If you don’t want to be the state license plate, you could also be the state quarter and get the same result.

Mick Cornett, mayor of Oklahoma City. Wear a suit. Politely encourage everyone to lose weight.

Lion cubs and snow leopard cubs, both born at the Oklahoma City Zoo since last Halloween. This is a couple’s costume. One dresses as a lion cub and one as a snow leopard cub. Have a cuteness competition. You both win.

Desmond Mason, player for the Oklahoma Thunder. Put on his jersey and OSU fans will cheer for you nonstop. OU fans will cheer for you, too, but they won’t admit it later.

An Oklahoma ice storm. Run through the house smashing everything in sight. Just as the party guests begin to clean up, smash everything again.