Dear Mr. Berko: Could you please advise me about buying 3,000 shares of OCZ Technology Group at $2 a share as speculation. My brother, who is a self-employed computer “something,” told me that an investment in this stock could triple in 18 months. He won't tell me why, but I know that he just bought 15,000 shares. I also know that (I lost money on) his most recent two cheap stock recommendations... . But I bought 2,500 shares of Flexible Solutions International at $1.90 a share in 2011 at his recommendation and sold it at $6 a year later. And in 2008, I bought 15,000 shares of Quantum at 40 cents and sold it at $2 six months later.
Also, my wife, after 27 years of teaching and suffering years of physical and verbal abuse from students, is going to quit this May. Thank goodness. We want to take out the funds in her retirement system and put them in an individual retirement account with Fidelity Funds.
Could you select 10 of the best mutual funds for her to invest in (about $25,000 in each) for our retirement?
Dear HSH: Holy smoke, Henry, Michigan's Public School Employees Retirement System is underfunded by nearly $50 billion; that's billions, not dinky millions! And I doubt that Michigan will allow retired employees to remove money that's not there. Have your wife contact human resources ASAP and find out what her choices are.
I tried to speak with two of the system's intelligent, articulate, happy, helpful stupids, but they wouldn't give me the time of day. At the end of last year, there were 233,128 employees (and declining) contributing to the system, while 200,488 retirees were pulling money out.
The system is terminally ill and should be under hospice care.
Ten years ago, your payroll taxes to the system were 12 percent; today they're 31 percent, and the system can't linger much longer without massive surgery.
The big joke on everybody is that politicians in Lansing, whose retirement system is rock-solid, and your wife's union representatives, whose retirement is equally solid, believe they can fix the system without reducing benefits. That attitude makes me long for the days when our country was just morally bankrupt.
Besides, I can't help you select 10 of Fidelity's best mutual funds! Fidelity has more than 2,500 funds (normal Wall Street excesses), and it would take me a month of Mondays to review and compare each.