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This Is The Car People Drive When They're Old Published: August 18, 2014

As an old person who drives a Buick, I can tell you that it's all about comfort.

It's very cold here now, so I slide in and sit on heated leather seats, holding a heated steering wheel. If DH's been driving the car, I simply push button 1 and my seat moves itself into position for me-- me-me-me. If it's frosty and the windshield isn't clearing fast enough for me, I can use the heated windshield zitzer spray ("zitzer" -- my own invention) and melt the frost away.

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