Jack Bauer of "24” tweets: →Testified before Congress. Got snatched by FBI. Uncovered big plot. Used a ballpoint pen as a handy weapon. Slow morning so far.
→Spotted wrong boots on an assassin. Good thing terrorists aren’t familiar with FBI-issue footwear. I’d kill for a mocha latte about now. →The Counter Terrorist Unit: We do more before 9 a.m. than most covert ops agents do all season. →Does anyone else hear ticking? →Discovered a mole and gave him what he deserved. That’ll teach that rodent to mess with my petunias. Now, back to terrorist chasing. →Turns out a guy I thought was working for US was really working for THEM. Did not see that coming. →Did you know a soda bottle, some muriatic acid and aluminum foil make a cool bomb? I’d kill for some Cheetos and a Red Bull. →Caught a woman on a bench by the Lincoln Memorial suspiciously jotting numbers. Confiscated her notes. What’s a sudoku? →Forgot to feed the cat. Sorry Sprinkles. Or are you really Sprinkles? →My analyst thinks paranoia is causing my anger management problems.